Dating sucks!

I'm a 30 something single Latina whose knee deep in the dating game. Dating sucks. You would think that me being a woman would be easier dating other women would be easier. Hell to the NO! Women are such complicated creatures. I totally understand why men and women click. Men just can't be bothered with their crap so they either turn on to a game on the tv or toss money their way to go shopping. Problem solved.
The problem is that since I am woman, it isn't that easy. I want to be understanding, patient, caring and loving.
Pathetic.
I need some testosterone, but without it giving me facial hair. Actually I just need balls. Big giant balls. These women can eat you up alive. Dating is like walking into the dragon's lair without a sword. It is brutal. I've been dating on and off for about a year and a half. I'm so over it. If it wasn't for the fact that I have a high sexual drive, I would become asexual. Let the games begin.